My trip to iraq-first copy
i wanted to make a funny song, its not done yet...just wanted to show a few people first
Lyrics
right away i grab my backpack
gotta get stuff cause im going to iraq
get some topical cream for my nutsack
and a sunscreen cause the heat is bad
i put my box cutter in the net
here comes bagdad im on the jet
now im on the plane in my seat
what do you mean theres no meal to eat
in the air 2 miles up
ask the attendent about the mile high club
that sucked sitting there rubbing my face
realize there is terrorists all over the place
tell the pilot, dont let em take the plane
he repeats "but were not going to maine"
just then ishmal he stabs the pilot
i shit my pants and close my eyelids
wake up from a faint were heading toward a base
throwing my shit all over the place blind em like mase
take the wheel flying 747
so we can capture more workers for 7-11
screw it shit fuck of course with my luck
i crash into some statue they didnt blow up
i scramble on fire with one arm missing
put it back on with some duct tape cause i need two hands pissing
of course i got the wrong arm
but that aint the problem
iraqis yell out lets rob him
and they start mobbin
i see a car jump in the front seat
its made from a washer and dryer so i rumble down the street
beep beep get the hell outa my way
where the did i see that american base
driving i pass girls in vails and cloacks
rocket fire hits my car and it smokes
oh no i think i see hot fire
jump out it blows get hit with a tire
on fire once again i jump into a canal
climb out and jump on the back of a camel
go bessie go i ride into the desert
damn its hot maybe i should take off my i love iraq sweatshirt
