Naked woman, get out of my life
Naked woman, I’ve got a wife
Naked woman, what more can I do
Then throw a big, thick blanket on you
When I first met you, you came to my door
T-shirt and shorts on and not too much more
I let you in, and what did you do?
You started taking the clothes off from you
Naked woman, my wife is asleep
If she woke up, I’d be in deep
I asked you nice to put some clothes on and leave
But I could see you’ve got more up your sleeve
Naked woman’s walkin’ over to me
Naked Woman- Why can’t you see?
I will admit, you’re attractive, it’s true
But I just can’t lay a finger on you
Naked woman, get back in your car
Pick up your clothes and drive very far
I’m not sure what I’ll say to my spouse
‘Cause, chances are, she’ll kick me out of my house
Naked woman, how much more could I take?
Naked woman- my wife is awake
Naked woman’s got explaining to do
Naked woman, I would leave if I were you
“Naked woman,” I said, “it’s your last chance”
She didn’t listen- she started to dance
My wife came in; I didn’t know what to do
But she took off her clothes and started dancin’ with you
