Her looks were very pleasing
And her voice was soft and sweet
She said she’d like to know me
We decided we should meet
Around the corner, up the hill,
Beneath the apple tree
We got along fantastic-
We were happy as could be
It was then and there that I decided-
She’s the girl for me
And then she farted
She farted loud and clear
And I pretended not to hear
I know she farted
I was surprised because she grinned
She was so pleased that she broke wind
She farted
I had her up for dinner
It’s the least that I could do
My mother cooked her favorite meal
Especially for you
She mingled with my family
And they got along just fine
My sister served the or hors derives
And my brother poured the wine
We gathered round the table
And before we ate the roast
My mother raised her glass
And gave us all a loving toast
And then she farted
Yes, she made my mother wince
As she took in her flatulence
That’s right, she farted
Then the day came when we’d gotten
Farther than we’ve gone before
She pulled down all the shades,
Took off her bra, and locked the door
We got into the bed
And we began to make romance
I kissed her on the neck
And slid my hand right down her pants
And then she farted
With my romantic feelings gone
There was no way I’d carry on
Because she farted
I left the room, I held my nose
She must have stained her underclothes
She Farted
And since then we have departed
Yes, I left her broken-hearted
‘Cause she farted
