"This truly is the best Farmer rap record brought out in ages. Not since Farmer Giles and the Mooingtons brought out their version of "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" has anybody seen the likes of this song" Quoted from the Western Daily Press.
We're just two farmers and one Emo trying to make a living, other than milkin' cows.
We're just a couple of Farmers from the ole Glaws. Oooh Arrr.
Story behind the song
Cows, Green Grass, Cheese, Milk, Tractors, Combine-harvesters, Orthopaedic Surgeons, Hot piles of steaming poo, Drink, Drink, Drink, Drink and more Drink.
Lyrics
I can't read and I can't write,
But that don't really matter.
'Cause I come from Gloucestershire
And I can drive a tractor!
We can't read and we can't write,
In fact we really ain't too bright.
When it comes to pub quizzes we do alright!
But we can drink and we can fight
(We ain't very passive),
'Cause we come from Gloucestershire
And we be the Farmer Massiv!
We ain't very fashionable,
We ain't very "with it"
But you can't blame us for our Gloucester Farmer Spirit!
We ain't fast and we ain't strong,
We can't climb no mountain!
But we are the Farmer Massiv baby,
And we all drink in the Fountain!
