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"I'm Masahiko, as you know I'm not a hoe... But sometimes i freestyle, just so i can flow." Erm, that has got to be the worst opening line to any rap song, yet it had to be a rap song I made. sucks to be me eh?
Song Info
Genre
Charts
#94,560 in subgenre
Peak #652
Charts
Peak #1,162
Author
Masahiko
Rights
Masahiko
Uploaded
May 28, 2004
Track Files
MP3
MP3 5.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
The first song I made, might as well be a song introdcing my arrival into the rap world.
Lyrics
Masahiko The Magnificent - "Introducing Masahiko"
Music by: Masahiko for Virtual Vengeance Entertainment
Written by: Masahiko
intro:
yo yo yo yo,
masahiko up in this place, you dont know who i am?
you better get ready, cause im gonna take over the entire country
first, ima start of with washington, and then california,
and then wisconsin, and then montanata, then new mexico,
and then and then, oregon, and then 'ima going back to washington
to take back the white house, heeyYeaahhhh.
im just playing, yo you dont know who i am, then ya better listen
verse #1:
im masahiko as you know i'm not a hoe
but sometimes i freestyle just so i can flow
you think im not mean? hah hear me rant!
if you a girl, and 19, im kobe bryant
in the spotlight, like bennifer, im not an actor
part of peta, but i still wear fur
i noticed that christina's tits werent similar
thats why i drove fifteen miles to kill/stab her doctor
you think you tight in this game? hah, ill make you fumble
like eminem in a gay orgy, i'm in the struggle
i hate germs, like people in a plastic bubble
i nailed betty badly, like i was barney rubble
you can't see me, like matt lauer's hair
im not there, when i wake up in a day care
i prance around, and who do i see?
i see avril lavigne, full releasing me
pathetic interlude: (deep voice)
verse #2:
give me the gat, ill kill osama in a sec
ill earn respect, everybody hit the deck!
like a kenyan, i run fast like britney's marrige
i displayed my rage, and yo, i never age
on the front page, (thats right) of the daily bugle
i looked cripple, like i lost a genital
they got a photo of me, yo, in lots of pain
cause i did the kama sutra moves to mary jane
i feel the rain, its insane like bi-polar
i speak, i yell, like michael buffer
i nailed beyonce, but only with a rubber
and when im done, 'ima pop like a geyser
i aint touching that shit, cause it stank like cheese cake
i aint tryin to hate, but she smell like shake and bake
jay-z did too much damage to that hole
i just want to rip out stacie orrico's fucking mole.
verse #3
gay like clay aiken, yo, thats what you are
inside your ass, there's a damn cigar, like lewinsky
its very filthy, and freaky, damn bitch
get away before you make me itch, i'll snitch
i dont care what the fuck you say, i know i know
ashton kutcher's gay, but he's here to stay,
just for today, for my birthday, cause i need an ashtray
you cant act, like liv tyler in a can
you look like a girl, but inside you still a man
gay, like a simple plan, without a single fan
no wait, you had stan
i banged halle berry, like i was billy bob
when im through with her, she'll end up getting robbed
im part of the mob, that tounged the olsen twins
i can fuck them legally, but thats only if bush wins
(music winds down)
verse #4:
weaving back and forth through the streets like an idiot
driving only with bare feet so i can feel it
the cops try and stop me, but they cant mess with this
so i floor it, i see it, they try to fucking shoot it
i vomit on the passenger side, i gotta clean it
"fuck it" i say, like dirty harry, "make my day"
its okay, but the traffic is gridlocked, i have no choice
so i have to lock stock,
i cock the 2 barrels, you bitches gotta die
they take 2 shots, and bang, they see me fly
i dodge em like neo, i end up in the sky
they try they try, till they guns end up dry
i run hella fast, like bush and vietnam
in the mission, i ride the bay hella calm
in the broadway, i spot the po po
so i grab me a hoe, just to piss them off yo
they follow my H2, the bitch had the flu
i threw the bitch out, like a pot of rotting stew
in geneva, im going 120
i skid me a bently, that scratched my car slighty
i dont know where to go, no more, they try to follow me
they cant see, cause im missing like a polar bear in the snow
but they search for masahiko, like where's waldo
i dont know, i dont know!
pathetic outro: (deep voice)
