I'm an otaku video game/movie/astronomy nerd that raps. Of course all my songs wont be about DBZ, Zelda, Skyrim, and space pirates (like Captain Harlock!) but t
This is what happens when you play a lot of Skyrim and DnD.
Lyrics
I'm lunging into a dungeon, fighting for my next luncheon
Tune out all the screams while I render more destruction
Until the kobolds close in and I'm cornered all alone
Sweating bullets as the ceiling rains dwemer spider drones
I slowly step back and unbeknownst I trigger a trap door
I hold my breath and sword as I slide from the horde
Sliding down in the darkness with no seeming end to the tunnel
But I quickly grasp my mace before the light is finally funneled.
I live my life conquering dragons and kobolds
A chaotic life with no more than two goals
Hacking through monsters, just to prove my bravery is so bold
Taking on missions only to rake in more gold
I finally reach the ground with those galleons on my mind
I race the path ahead, leaving bloody corpses behind
Finally find a fork up ahead in this rat filled path
Decapitate the last kobold with my battle axe
So now it's left or right, don't know which way to go
Make a quick decision before the catacombs unload!
Replace my mace and axe with a shield and sword
And ready my health potion as I open the left door.
I rush into an open cathedral with my sword high
Fire and brimstone, I can hear the dragon's battle cry
The ceiling gives in as I jump into my destiny
Steady the shield, this beast will not have the best of me
Dodging fire and claws and his viciously jagged tail
With a thrust of the sword, I dodged as he body fell
The red mist and smell of victory allows the rage to subside
'Cause now I'm capped at level thirty and I will never die!!
