A parody of "I Will Wait" by Mumford and Sons
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Lyrics
Well I came home
Weighed twenty stone
And I fell heavy into your arms
You called me a blimp
A huge balloon
And my fat ass was a double full moon
So I'll slim down, start right now
Because I look like a freaking sow
And I'll lose weight, I'll lose weight for you
I'll lose weight, I'll lose weight for you
So step by step
I relent
And just eat food that tastes like cement
And soon you'll see
I'm weighing less
By drinking Slim Fast
Shakes to excess
But I lost weight, I lost weight for you
And my heart rate is higher state for you
And I feel great, as I deflate for you
I lost weight, I lost weight for you
But then you sighed
Said you were we wrong
I was so thin I looked like a thong
You missed my flesh
When I was wide
A fickle mind changed by the tide
So I'll chow down, eat more now
Make myself round, pack on pounds
Raise my glass, eat more Cinnabons
And funnel cakes, 'til I weigh a ton
'Cause I'll gain weight, I'll gain weight for you
Food tastes great as I inflate for you
My Blood pressure rate is higher state for you
And I gained weight, I gained weight for you
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