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Most Awesome *NEW*
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This is a joke song that I can't wait to make the music video for. Oh wait.. it's no joke that I'm the most AWESOME person ever! :)
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You can never tell how my music will move you. You might laugh, you might cry, you might get angry, or you might even not like me..and that's okay. I've changed
The name is F@ Boy but you can also call me Captain F'Awesome! If you don't know what F'Awesome means then you don't need to know! Find me at www.facebook.com/LoweDogg or www.facebook.com/mattlowecatfish Twitter and Instagram @FattUnit Welcome to Life in the Fatt Lane. The set I live on and the reality I'm going through! My music is for everyone! I mainly do rap music and I yo-yo back and forth between serious to joking. Those are the two things I've used to express myself all my life and you'll see what I'm talking about in my music. I am currently going through a major weight loss journey and plan on posting my documentary show on YouTube. I also have been featured in a reality TV show on a major network that I can't go into details about yet till it airs on TV. I think this is cool it will show a bit of my music and my youtube show I'm looking to post. Anyway, please know that my music that is titled (OLDER).. those are from high school days and are obviously older. I was a bit angry back then and didn't know how to express myself as well as I can today. I am currently working on a lot of projects which includes new music that better describes my emotions and experiences in a bit of a mature way. But I do have some funny and entertaining songs for you to check out! And the ones that are on my page for now are pretty vulgar at times so if you can't handle it I'm sorry!
Song Info
Genre
Hip-Hop • Alternative Hip Hop
Charts
Peak #225
Peak in subgenre #17
Author
Fatt Boy
Rights
2013
Uploaded
December 01, 2013
Track Files
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MP3 4.4 MB • 160 kbps • 3:53
Story behind the song
Just a song about being Awesome. Pretty self explanatory!
Lyrics
MOST AWESOME Lyrics Written and Performed by F@ Boy Fatt Boy Productions 2013 INTRO: Popping out the back door of my minicoop limo. Walk in the bar / and the bar says ouch. I’m so hot the sun’s like … “holy sh** god damn!” So flossy / Michael Jackson’s like “aheee hee” in his grave. Every girl wants me / and I want every girl. This isn’t lonely Island / this is F@ boy and I aint slim. CaCa! {Chorus} I am / the most awesome man in the world! Most awesome / most awesome / most awesome man in the world! (Verse 1) Let me tell you a little bit about me. I’m most definitely the most A to the W – E S to the O – M – E ! yeah baby / that’s me! most sexy /Skinny ripped abs biggest weeny you’ve ever seen! I drive expensive cars / I buy out all the bars! Play golf with zero pars / take trips out to mars! That’s right b*** / You’re on a boat You ain’t sh** ! Gargle my balls / I own a mother-f*** ing spaceship! Come with me girl / I’ll fly you to the moon! You haven’t seen VENUS? / but you damn will soon! Swim in pools of money / rich is what I do. Dance with wolves naked / eat buffalo hearts too! (Hmmm) {Chorus} I am / the most awesome man in the world! Most awesome / most awesome / most awesome man in the world! (Verse 2) I wear fancy ties without a dress shirt. I can turn water to wine / chocolate milk to dirt. Own gold dental dams / I’m down for contraception A condom within a condom callin’ it sperm inception! One look / ovaries spontaneously explode. Tokin’ from a magic tree / higher than the next episode King kong / Godzilla / got nothing on ME! Ping Pong / ching chong / VANILLA wafer / paper origami always make cents / definitely make dollars. Droppin testes on women’s necks / poppin’ h*** collars! I piss excellence / b*** call me ricky Bobby. Cut my own umbilical cord when I popped up out my mommy! {Chorus} I am / the most awesome man in the world! Most awesome / most awesome / most awesome man in the world! [Bridge] in 711 covered in angry bird bandaids Buyin’ slurpees I cured cancer / cured aids / but haven’t got to herpes. Made love to everyone / in the world. Handed out hummers to every single girl. I rock a mullet / YEAH BOY / Kenny Powers style. Got mad pokemon cards / got ‘em by the pile! Invented sex / food / and the word awesome. What’s next? / dude / I don’t care I’m TOO f*** ing awesome! {Chorus} I am / the most awesome man in the world! Most awesome / most awesome / most awesome man in the world!
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