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King of the Lobsters
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I have a message for you. I have a message for me. I am the King of the Lobsters...I am the Lobster King. I've given up everything for you - my house, my wife, my friends...everything. I've got a little blue friend...
frank fish mick clack rooftop
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Ranting, grooving, shrieking, psycho-jazz/rock/blues/classical/comedy/funk mayhem
On December 25th 2005 NIGE and TREV were announced as winners in no less than three categories in the 2006 International Online Music Awards (IOMAS)...BEST ARTIST, BEST COMPOSER and BEST SONG for their track entitled 'My Horse will never exist in Reality'. NIGE and TREV's drummer Dale Marshall also received the 2006 IOMA for BEST DRUMMER. NIGE and TREV are a ranting, grooving, shrieking, psychedelic, experiMENTAL, soup hurling,pendulum obsessed jazz/rock/blues/classical/comedy/funk duo who have a passionate devil-may- care, 'no-holds-barred' approach to music resulting in a rapturous hotch potch of euphoric whistling funk-folk pandemonium peppered with fevered bursts of whammy bar werewolf gibberish reminiscent of Captain Beefheart and the great Lord Buckley with distant echoes of Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, Jimi Hendrix and Miles Davis. Mick 'Trev' Clack's battered Stratocasters wail and howl relentlessly at the three moons of Planet Klennaar carving out a ricketty balsa wood platform for Frank 'Nige' Fish's reckless, unstoppable, scatterbrained Hammer-Horror love sermons. He talks in tongues, he yelps, he growls, he plays guitar upside down, he yodels, he bellows, he serenades, he lectures and occaisonally he even resorts to SINGING! NIGE and TREV also have a wacky website on MY SPACE. MICK 'Trev-or-is-it-Nige?'CLACK has his own website on MY SPACE... FRANK 'Nige-or-is-it-Trev?' FISH has his own website on MY SPACE... Nige & Trev also rear their ugly heads in a band obsessed with all things aquatic - FRANK FISH AND THE FINS....click on this Soundclick logo to visit their garish underwater world of psychedelic, high energy, flipper-hatted panto-rock:
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Alternative • Experimental
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#651 in subgenre Peak #6
Charts
Peak #42
Author
Mick Clack/Frank Fish/Dale Marshall
Rights
Mick Clack/Frank Fish/Dale Marshall
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November 09, 2013
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MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:19
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My name is Professor Shylock and I'm from outer Space We made the human race A long time ago In the depths of your history Yeah, and I have a message for you and I have a message for me I have a message I have a message I have a message He's got a face like a lobster Red all over He's got a five-bottom crab He walks sideways I have a message Didn't have a drink since last November But still drunk all day long Feel the lobster on me crawling through your brain I am the King of the Lobsters I am the King of the Lobsters Feel my claws piercing your skin I am the King of the Lobsters I'm the Lobster King Lobster Lobster I've got a little blue friend His name is Marty Marty come back please The little monster's going to get you Ow...gownaeh eh-hehh...yehh bebby I have a message I have a message I have a message I've given up everything for you My house, my wife, my friends Everything Please tell me you need me I've given up everything for you My house, my wife, my friends Everything Lyrics © 2011 Frank Fish
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Rooftop Ronnnie
Dec 19, 2013
Amoebas...and now lobsters. Hmmm... Nige and Trev claim that Professor Shylock is from outer space, that he made the human race and apparently he's got a face like a lobster. The thing is, I believe them. Nige and Trev's message for us all is clear as a murky puddle. They've given up everything for you, their house, their wife, their friends, everything...well, everything except their guitars, drums, microphones and recording equipment otherwise how on earth would this jaunty little ditty have been recorded? And now on to the song itself....Frank Fish's tirelessly creative verbal diarrhoea continues to dart and flow against the relentless backdrop of Clackie's chattering, stuttering guitars and Whale Marshall's eggy percussion. Dog barks, coughs and raspberries punctuate the jagged, snappy, cartoon rhythms. "He didn't have a drink since last November" sings FF, "...but he's still drunk all day long". That just about sums up how this song makes me feel. I am drunk on Nige and Trev...som