A Whimsical Look at the absurdities that surround us
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Story behind the song
So I'm sitting there like a zombie, watching re-runs of "I Dream Of Jeanie" when this Phsycic Network commercial comes on. This voice gets telepatheticly put into my head that says "write this song"
Lyrics
“DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE”
I BELIEVE I’M THE KING OF THE CATHODE RAY
GLUED TO THE SET FOR 8 HOURS A DAY
LOTS OF PEOPLE TALKIN WITH NOT MUCH TO SAY
BUT IT SURE MAKES THE TIME GO BY
I DREAM OF GENIE IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT
THAT LITTLE BEAVER WAS SO DAMN CUTE
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
CHANNEL SURFING THROUGH THE ASTRAL JIVE
I’M HEADING BACK TO ONE OF MY BETTER PAST LIVES
COME FACE TO FACE WITH ONE OF MY BETTER PAST WIVES
AND MAN IS SHE LOOKING GOOD
PAST LIFE REGRESION IS ALL WELL AND GOOD
AS LONG AS IT’S DONE IN THE RIGHT NEIGHBORHOOD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE.. WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
I CLOSE MY EYES AND I CAN SAIL AWAY
TO A TINY ISLAND WHERE THE PALM TREES SWAY
A TINY LITTLE OCEAN IN WHICH I CAN PLAY
SIPPIN COCONUT RUM REALLY MAKES THE DAY GO BY
BREAK
J. EDGAR HOOVER IN A PARTY DRESS
MONICA LUOWINSKI IN A FULL COURT PRESS
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
DON’T YOU EVER BELIEVE.. WHAT YOU’VE BEEN TOLD
I GET ABDUCTED EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT
I LEAVE THE PLANET AND IT FEELS ALRIGHT
COME MONDAY MORNING I MUST LOOK LIKE A SIGHT
BECAUSE EVERYONE STOPS TO STARE
A WRONG TURN ON THE ROAD THROUGH LIFE
GET’S YOU A GREAT BIG MORTGAGE AND A EX-WIFE
DON’T YOU EVER…..
