I was walking along the street,
And I saw a tree,
Not a pretty tree,
But a tree that was green,
And I thought to myself,
What if trees were pink?
And then I thought...
Richard...YOU'RE A F**KIN' PR**K!!
If trees were pink, your mum would stink,
and I don't know the rest of the words,
But Kyles a tw*t and Olly is fat,
And smells like his turds!
Hairy Nipples!
Smelly Hairy Nipples!
Oh f**k, you've got hairy nipples,
Can't ya shave your f**kin' nipples?
I was just about to lick ya nipples,
and they started f**kin shouting at me!!
F**king put you nipples away you ugly whore,
You ugly whore youve got hairy nipples,
Hairy Nipples, Hairy Nipples...
...You f**k...
