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ratbastard - 01. Christmas At Denny's
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ratbastard thomas shengar banta wes dodson wesley m dodson jr jan mundorff the rat bastard
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Disturbing tales and tortured melodies for the discriminating drunk,
Jan Mundorff - vocal Wes Dodson - guitar Thomas 'Shengar' Banta - bass Gary Thompson - drums (1995-96, 1998) Chet - drums (1997) Thomas Cross - drums (1998) Robert Lee Williams ('Bobby TheCock') - session drummer (1998) Assembled August 1995 in Montgomery, Texas. Hung it up Halloween 1998 in Magnolia, Texas.
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Metal • Alternative Metal
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Peak #89
Peak in subgenre #18
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Words & Music by Wesley M. Dodson Jr.
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Copyright 1997-2013 Last Entertainment
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July 14, 2013
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MP3 3.7 MB • 160 kbps • 3:21
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Original digital mastering: 28 MAR 1999 (Houston, Texas) Remastered: 14 JUL 2013 by Wes Dodson @ Red Clown Crematorium (Hockley, Texas)
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CHRISTMAS AT DENNY'S (Words & Music by Wesley M. Dodson Jr.) I SPOTTED JOLLY OL' ST. NICK BEHIND STOP & GO GETTING SICK I SAW HE HAD TOO MUCH TO DRINK ONE WHIFF, GODDAMN THIS FUCKER STINKS! I SAW K-MART BAGS IN HIS RIDE I PUSHED HIS FAT ASS TO THE SIDE SINCE I'VE BEEN SO GOOD ALL THIS YEAR THINK I'LL UNWRAP MYSELF A BEER SEASONS GREETINGS WITH A SMILE SOMEONE WILL FIND HIM AFTER WHILE I HOPE THEY KICK HIS ASS AGAIN FOR ME HE PASSED OUT FACE FIRST IN HIS PUKE IT DID NOT DO MUCH FOR HIS SUIT AND SINCE SANTA CLAUS, HE WAS LIT I STARTED GOING THROUGH HIS sh** AND FOR THE GOOD GIRLS AND THE BOYS I DID NOT FIND A SINGLE TOY HO! HO! THE LIQUOR STORE GOT RICH HIS JOB MUST REALLY BE A b*** I LEFT HIM COLD AND ALONE WITHOUT A QUARTER FOR THE PHONE I THINK HE WOKE UP FEELING FUCKED TURKEY PATE, CHRISTMAS DAY DISH AT DENNY'S, REALLY TOPS MY LIST THIS TIME EACH YEAR I CELEBRATE I WATCH SANTA CLAUS WASH MY PLATE I GUESS HE'S GOT TO MAKE A BUCK NEXT YEAR HE MIGHT HAVE BETTER LUCK HEY FAT BOY, WHERE ARE MY PANCAKES? Copyright © 1997-2013 Last Entertainment ALL RIGHTS RESERVED http://www.soundclick.com/ratbastard http://www.reverbnation.com/ratbastard
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