(verse 1)
Sittin' in the break room tryin' to write a hit
Workin' for the boss man he isn't worth a s**t
He thinks I'm stupid got no fancy degree
He thinks I'm lazy makes no difference to me
I'm gonna make millions playing rockin' guitar
I'll make it to the top I'm gonna be a rock star
(chorus)
I'm on the road to ruin
There's no stoppin' me
I'm on the road to ruin
That's how it's gotta be
I'll be just like a train wreck
You'll see it on TV
(verse 2)
I'm gonna crash my Jaguar and get a bunch of tickets
When I'm in the courtroom I'll tell the judge to stick it
I'll be a badass and spend some time in jail
I'll call my manager to post my bail
I'll be back on the street with a big grin
My fans will be excited to see me again
(chorus)
(bridge)
I'll have a bunch of groupies
You know I'll be bad
You'll read the question in the tabloids
Is McCoy this baby's dad?
(verse 3)
I'll have to hire a group of bodyguard thugs
When they're not protecting me they'll score me some drugs
I'll have a mansion where the party never ends
I'll share my stash with all of my friends
After doin' all the drugs I can grab
I'll check myself into the finest rehab
(chorus)
