When I first met you C
You were a very sensible girl F E D
You understood the give and take C
Inherent in the modern world F G
Then you took your love away C
Now I know you’re not thinking right F E D
You’ve got your head so far up your ass C F G
You can’t see daylight C
Why, tell me why, did you fall for that guy F C
Just because he has a pickup truck F
A flatscreen TV and a double wide G
I can’t give those things to you F
I’m honest, but I’m poor C
Never thought that I would lose your love F
To an entertainment center and a 4x4 G
You can’t stand tall C
And soar to love’s great heights F E D
With your head so far up your ass C F G
You can’t see daylight C
INST (first two verses)
Why, tell me why, did you fall for that guy F C
With his snakeskin boots and his sharkskin suits F
Can’t you see he’s just a big galoot? G
I hear that he gave you a diamond engagement ring F C
Keep the stone, and come back home F
Hey baby we can pawn that thing G
You’ll live in darkness C
And eternal night F E D
With your head so far up your ass C F G
You can’t see daylight C
With your head so far up your ass C F G
You can’t see daylight C
