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Jazz Lesson
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Kraftwerk, Telex, Gary Numan, Lothar and the hand people, TYPE(PM-RAM), KERNAL IVirq10 11101 101101000, %00!/#. Function() IVirq10 100100HX D0X012, (0x017fff) $
I come from a planet of mechanoids. I am here to conquer you. You must freely submit your twinkies and hot pockets for inspection. Resistance is futile.
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Genre
Electronic • Experimental Sounds
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#6,370 today Peak #192
#658 in subgenre Peak #13
Author
The Boss
Uploaded
June 28, 2013
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MP3 6.9 MB • 128 kbps • 7:32
Story behind the song
Finally, the Robotoid Empire is on the move.
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Greetings fellow silicone based life forms. You are probably wondering why I have called you together here. The purpose of our meeting is for me to brief you on our upcoming mission. You have had no prior information about this, because, as in the case of all our colonization missions, information is shared on a need to know basis. Until today, you have had no need to know. Now, and from this moment forward, that has changed. About 6,000 years ago, we sent a moderately priced, middle quality class 1 4 9 blue robot by the name Mr. Roboto to the Planet Earth, to assess it's potential value to the Robotoid Empire. From his periodic reports back, we have determined it to be of very little value indeed. However, we have taken possession of the most useful planets in that sector, and so after careful study, we have decided to add this planet to our federation, as well. The planet is populated by a variety of flora and fauna, virtually indistinguishable from each other. The dominent species is a nearly useless species of bipedal hairless primates known as "humans." Their chief activity is despoiling their environment for very little practical gain. We shall put the planet to much better use once we have supplanted them. Because we are committing a relatively small quantity of resources to this mission, we will be following Plan 13 - that is, infiltrate first, eliminate later. You are to be the first wave of infiltrators of human society. They are biologically stable, but culturally fluid. Fortunately, Mr.Roboto has transmitted huge amount of data to us about these humans, and after training, you shall have no difficulty in passing as members of their society. Let us begin our first instructional session. Humans often congregate in large groups to experience organized sound. Presently the most popular form of organized sound is known as "jazz music." Humans generally listen to this jazz music in buildings known as pubs. Mr. Roboto frequents one in the vicinity of his headquarters, and reports that one of the more curious aspects of their behavior is that they are ostensibly there to listen to jazz music, but they continue to talk throughout the entire presentation. So let us practice now. Please continue the discussions you were having when I entered the room. Louder. Louder. Louder. Very good. Now I am going to have an ensemble of robotoid musicians perfrom jazz music currently popular on earth. At the conclusion of the performance, you are to clash your grasping units together with considerable force. This signifies your approval of the performance. Begin conversing.
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