Would If I Could
Pat Bazdarich and Tom Franz
V1
Got Paid on Friday
Did not get far
Stopped for a cold one
Corner bar
One for the road
Maybe three
Should call a taxi
That ain’t me
C1
Would if I could
Can’t so I won’t
Know what I should do
But I usually don’t
X2
V2
Hit the highway
Traveling fast
Siren sounds and
Red lights flash
Walked the line
Touched my nose
Mr. Trooper
Please let me go
C2
Would if I could
But I can’t so I won’t
Know what you should do
But you just don’t
X2
V3
The drunk tank
Was full of dudes
All were ugly
Some were nude
Please Your Honor
Set me free
I learned what happens
Under lock and key
C2
X2
