Chicken Coop Blues ©William S. Smart 2013 Nothin' will ever happen around here and I'm just an old fool Living behind Juanita's house In a dammed chicken coop She gives me collard greens and peanuts 2 slices of bread on a good day I sleep on a cardboard bed I made that for myself Even her turkey looks down at me Go ahead fool, gobble your head off She's invited you for dinner I'll help you dress All I have left from life Just empty beer bottles My empty smoking pipe And my empty pants.