Velkro Merkin is a blues-rock-progressive-whatever jam-band. Jeff, Pat, Chris, Marc and Bill all play whatever instruments they feel like in the moment.
Jeff - bass, lead vocal, engineering
Chris - main acoustic guitar
Marc - 2nd acoust guitar, backing vocal
Bill - baritone ukelele, engineering, mix
Pat - congos
Special Guest Mike - shaker
Lyrics
I am the king and the castle
I'm all alone
I'm a god and great big hassle
Sitting on thy throne
I need alcohol and a woman
to satisfy my fears
I think pu**y is an omen
that comes from too many beers
-chorus-
Hey baby how you doin?
You're looking good as yourself
But lets get down to brass tacks baby
this thing aint suckin itself
Hey baby how you doin?
You're looking good on the shelf
And when the moment comes baby
this thing aint suckin itself
I walk into the party
my c**k is on my sleeve
I've got an aire of f**cking Adonis
my name is PUEBLO STEVE
You heed my warning for love
it does not come from above
and when this moment seems real
I'm going to tell you how I feel
-chorus-
*spoken*
I just want you to be close to me honey
I need you
in the back of the car
But I want sex now
(not later)
