Kankles is: 'Hot' Karl Brown - vocals, guitars, solos, programming Marco 'Dirty' Sanchez - vocals, guitars, programming Richard Phister - vocals, live electronics, mixology Kankles, are the trailblazers* of conceptual avant cybergrind, and they hail from the distant future, where they are actually a side project of another band from even further in the future. Here in the past, they reside in Portland, Oregon, home of the infamous hipster. Their main purpose here is to inform those of you with massively gauged ears and chestpiece tattoos, that in 2030, you guys look like complete and utter fornocaps (or as you say in your time: 'f**ktards'). *Karl set a trail ablaze once (then quickly extinguished it) so that term could be used here.