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Known as Tenement on mp3.com in the late 90s, Gauthic is a singular artist who experiments with music.
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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #1,091
Peak in subgenre #70
Author
Jeffrey D. Gordon
Rights
1998
Uploaded
March 25, 2013
Track Files
MP3
MP3 5.1 MB • 160 kbps • 4:25
Story behind the song
Written in Sound Forge's ACID and mixmastered on Cakewalk Pro Audio in 1998. Vocals were recorded on a cheap soundcard mic that came with the Soundblaster AWE32.
Lyrics
( Sample: I was walkin' across the kitchen floor and and lifted out my had to open the refrigerator door and God spoke something powerful to me... )
( Sample: Did you see the crooked penis man for a longer or shorter period of time than normal? )
( Sample: Folks, be sure to be online, we've got the lines JAMMED )
Once upon a time there was this lonely little raincloud,
Well this little raincloud wasn't like anything most have seen before
In fact the poor thing could barely water a garden when it rained.
The story goes something like this....
[ The tale of the smart-ass rodent ]
Passing over all parts of the world
the young cloud happened across a RABBIT
This rabbit was no ordinary rabbit
"Hi!", said the cloud
"Hello," replied the rabbit
"What are you?" asked the cloud
The rabbit wiggled its nose and said....
"Well, I'm an actor"
( Sample: And it's a situation where you're getting them at the best possible...in their best possible condition so if you want...whatever whatever you wish to do with them..... absolutely )
"An ACTOR?" asked the inquisitive cloud, "What's that?"
The rabbit blinked twice, "An actor is someone who acts"
"Acts?" thought the cloud aloud, "What do you act like?"
"I act like a Math Teacher" replied the rabbit
The cloud drooped a bit, "What does a math teacher do?"
"Oh, he multiplies......"
( Sample: Angle it a little different )
( Sample: I was walkin' across the kitchen floor and lifted out my had to open the refrigerator door and God spoke something powerful to me... )
( Sample: Think what this is going to be in... 20 years)
[ The tale of the fisherlady ]
Thoroughly disgusted with his conversation with the rabbit
The cloud moved on,
The cloud then passed over a magical fairy with a smallish pond
"Hi" said the cloud
"Greetings," said the beautiful fairy
"What are you"?
She smiled seductively at the cloud and replied in a cheerful voice: "I'm a fisherman"
"A fisherman?" asked the cloud. "What does that do?"
"A fisherman sets hooks," said the fairy grinning ear to ear
"AAAHHH", realized the cloud, "You're a hooker"
( Sample: It's everything you wanted to know about sex, but you're afraid to order on pay per view...hmmmmm )
[ The tale of the wise mountain ]
"F*** you", screamed the fairy as she stomped into her pond to turn more tricks
The cloud shrugged and moved on coming across a mountain
The raincloud decided to rest upon its peak
"Hi there" said the mountain
"Hi" sighed the cloud
"Something wrong?" asked the mountain
"Nothing you can help with," replied the depressed cloud
"Want to tell me about it?"
The cloud sighed again "Well it's like this, it's been the worst day of my life"
"How so?" asked the mountain.
"Well I was outsmarted by a rabbit earlier, and just now I was turned down by a hooker"
"Oh, that's bad" replied the mountain. "What's your name?"
"Oh it's Dan Quayle"
( Sample: I don't have the answers to all that)
( Sample: We don't know, we don't have the knowledge )
( Sample: We don't know )
( Sample: We don't know )
( Sample: I don't have the answers to all that)
( Sample: We don't know )
( Sample: We don't know )
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