troy boy: an insensitive poet playing politically incorrect guitar. jon-no-h: the sexually corrupt lover of the dark antibass. russs: the day job hating percussionist avowed to individually punishing every duMaurier cigarette in existence...one at a time. The scene unfolds in the heart of Niagara, during the dark ages of rock 'n' roll. The music business is now completely void of artistic growth. Evil overlords choose to gore children on make-up and sugarcoated computer pop! the failyears exist only to subvert this evil rock' n ‘ roll choking process. The Weapons: sexually explicit bass riffs, cliche twisting devil guitar, muff wetting big drum beats and pissed stained lyrics chock full of lies, lies, LIES!!!