37. Wonder How Postal Feels
A vocal parody of Under My Wheels by Alice Cooper.
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Lyrics
The garden gnomes are singing,
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm standing in the post office,
With a loaded gun.
You're asking me for some stamps now,
I don't know what else to do, yeah, yeah, yeah,
So I reach under the counter,
And way deep down in my boot.
'Cause when you're staring down the barrel of,
My .357 magnum,
And then I open fire into the crowd,
They must've thought that I was really dumb!
The garden gnomes are singing,
The pink flamingos hum,
My brain's electric eels now,
I guess that's how postal feels, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess that's how postal feels, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I guess that's how postal feels!
Awwwwwwww!
The garden gnomes are singing,
The pink flamingos hum,
I'm back in the post office,
With another gun.
If I kill all the people here,
Then shoot myself in the head, yeah, yeah, yeah,
They won't be able to arrest me,
'Cause I'll be already dead!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll be already dead!
( Repeat & whack out. )
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