A vocal parody of Drift Away by Dobie Gray.
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Lyrics
Day after day I'm more amused,
And I look for the joke in this song's refrain,
You know I'm not one to sing the blues,
I don't gp to zoos,
And box kangaroos!
Oh, give me the Beach Boys,
And Courtney's Hole,
I wanna make fun of DeNiro's mole,
And Mary-Kate.
Oh, ( Repeat chorus. )
I don't wanna drink no tequila & lime,
This is the third song I decided to use,
That Margarita joke works every time,
The salt on the rim,
Makes my brain real dim!
( Chorus )
And if my lines are slick,
Maybe some cute young chick will groove me,
And maybe one or two,
Viagra pills will help her do me!
Franks are the only beef I eat,
I don't wanna munch on no chicken or pork,
The other white meats all taste like sheet,
They hang on your fork,
Like a dumb little dork!
Oh, ( Chorus )
Oh, fake me!
And try to rape me!
Why don't you make me!
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