Grandma showed up in mid-November
She said she planned to stay at least ‘til the end of December
She held a yard sale and she sold my things
Now she’s got herself a brand new pair of earrings
Mama said, “I’m sorry, but there’s no place else we could send her”
Chorus
You get hit by
Struck by
You feel run over with a Mack truck by
Bad, Bad, Bad Relatives
You know you got a lot of
Bad, Bad, Bad Relatives
Uncle Jack showed up in his pickup truck
We’d locked the door, so he just hooked’er on up
He hit the gas and the door went flyin’
Now Christmas dinner is lyin’ in a
Shallow grave of mud and muck
Chorus
Cousin Charlie showed up in time for New Year’s
Hasn’t had a bath in at least a couple of years
He says he’s into saving water
I said, “I think you’re saving more than you oughtta
And at least you coulda rinsed off in a couple of beers”
Chorus
