This Wallets Closing Up Now (NHL/NHLPA)
This is an NHL Lockout themed parody of Walk the Moon's "Anna Sun".
I admit it, I'm a one-trick pony. I do parodies. So far they are about my beloved NHL team, the San Jose Sharks. They are my favorite team and this year is t
Story behind the song
I have been a hockey fan for 14 years, and I love the Sharks. I welcomed hockey back after the last lockout on 2005, but I can't say the same about this one. I think fans need to send a message to NHL & NHLPA that we can't be pushed around. I am hoping the season starts soon, though when it does, I WILL NOT BE BUYING ANY NHL MERCH FOR AT LEAST 6 MONTHS!
Check out the video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5OlMuVhLUQ
Lyrics
Got tickets, center ice. Center Ice TV package.
Small fortune for food, larger fortune at the store.
We spent our money, we love our hockey.
We made this league rich. We made this league rich.
So the owners are all in, and the players locked out.
Hands tied behind our back, they don't listen to our shouts.
They're talking at each other, looks like no one will agree.
We're cursing the players, we're cursing this league.
Oh NHL,
Oh NHL-PA,
So sick of it, this wallet's closing up now.
Can't take no more, this wallet's closing up now.
We got some money, but we got no ha-ha-hockey.
Message to Fehr and Bettman:
This wallet's closing up now!
Got tickets, center ice. Center Ice TV package.
Small fortune for food, larger fortune at the store.
But they're talking at each other, looks like no one will agree.
We're cursing the players, we're cursing this league.
Oh NHL,
Oh NHL-PA,
So sick of it, this wallet's closing up now.
Can't take no more, this wallet's closing up now.
We got some money, but we got no ha-ha-hockey.
Message to Fehr and Bettman:
So sick of it, this wallet's closing up now.
Can't take no more, this wallet's closing up now.
We got some money, but we got no ha-ha-hockey.
Message to Fehr and Bettman:
This wallet's closing up now!
I think I'll check out
other hockey leagues
a sport played with a ball
watch some theater
Fund my IRA
I'll do other things.
Losing interest.
Losing interest.
I think I'll check out
other hockey leagues
Losing interest.
I want everyone
to stop buying merch,
for 6 months into it,
We are revenue,
Yes, we are revenue!
Oh NHL
Oh NHL-PA
NH-HELLLLLLLLL
So sick of it, this wallet's closing up now.
Can't take no more, this wallet's closing up now.
We got some money, but we got no ha-ha-hockey.
Message to Fehr and Bettman:
So sick of it, this wallet's closing up now.
Can't take no more, this wallet's closing up now.
We got some money, but we got no ha-ha-hockey.
Message to Fehr and Bettman:
This wallet's closing up now!
This league is falling apart!
This wallet's closing up now!
etc...
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