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Phlegm chooses a devilish time to make it's grand escape.
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Leading the Dead Beat Poetry revolution.
Stranger Fly is the solo effort of Conrad "Rad" Young. Best known for being the monster behind Tenticular Genocide and the wrestling mask clad vocal assailant for Pig Chicken Suicide. This is an effort to strip away the noise, music, masks and leave the bones of language in their wake. Life is poetry. This is one man's life made public. Letters make words. Numbers make problems.
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Podcasts • Poetry
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Stranger Fly (Conrad Young)
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December 11, 2012
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MP3 1.0 MB • 128 kbps • 1:08
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Accidental mucus dislodge on a customer.
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I was in mid sentence when some globular monstrosity unexpectedly came lurching out of my esophagus. I had been feeling a bit under the weather but nothing could have prepared any of us for the bloody ball of homunculus mucus that exploded from my face at that moment. The thing appeared to have eyeballs and tentacles. Tiny probes emanated from weird angles. It looked like a mix between the blob and an octopus. Worse than that, the bastard could fly! I tried to catch it in mid air but my reflexes defied me. It slipped between my fingers like Indiana Jones exiting that cave, leaving a tacky swath of slime in it's wake. The snot monster landed directly upon the breast of the lady I was talking to and squiggled it's way down between her ample bosom into obscurity. I was a bit embarrassed but the look of agonized horror on her face made me crack a smile. She snapped a couple of words at her husband and they got up and left, never looking at me again. About that time their drinks arrived at the table. I drank them both and ate the financial damage, glad for the fact that thing was out of my body and onto broader horizons.
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