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punk rock texas acoustic music funky dope awesome dirty weird weed marijuana pussy stupid jam poop incredible psycho stinky bong lame shitty bad ass
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Weird & Feared Since 1987
Just when you thought is was safe to wipe... I've been making alot of weird and tasteless music for over ten years and I think that this music is probably some of the best I've done to date. Lately, I've been blessed with alot of inspiration for my loving wife, Jamie along with some soul searching with my spirituality. I've never put so much of myself into a record before, I usually try to stay as far away from genuism or messages in my music. I suppose it comes with age as well. My lyrics may still be slightly crude and vulgar but I want everyone to know that this time, I felt something when I said them. fuck you very much, Reverend Ryan
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Peak #117
Peak in subgenre #31
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R3V3R3ND RY4N////MU51C BY 5INDU5TRY
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2012 PL4TYPU55Y R3C0RD5
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November 12, 2012
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MP3 6.5 MB 160 kbps 5:39
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i got a bible in one hand and a gun in the other i'm one badass motherf*** er i got a big belt buckle in the shape of texas i drink snake venom every morning for breakfast i got rocks in my boots but i like how they feel my hands are full of splinters and my balls are full of steel i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn and i've had this beard since the day i was born i ain't got no money i'm poor as sh** i ain't got no lighter for my cigarette i ain't got no worries i ain't got no cares i ain't got no underwear i ain't got no job no one tells me what to do i ain't got no home to come home to so i'm riding through the desert with nowhere to go but i'm taking my time going nice and slow my momma kicked me out when i was ten i think about her every now and then i ain't got no woman no one loves me because i smell real bad and i'm butt ugly last night was so cold all my appendages froze now i ain't got no fingers i ain't got no toes what will i do now? i guess nobody knows how in the hell am i supposed to pick my nose? i'm a mean damn dirty ass son of a b*** i got lazy eye and a nervous twitch i tried to see a doctor about both but the vet told me to go and piss up rope i'm wanted for murder, larceny, arson, and theft i got tweety bird tatooed across my chest i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn and i've had this beard since the day i was born i got a bible in one hand and a gun in the other i'm one badass motherf*** er i got a big belt buckle in the shape of texas i drink snake venom every morning for breakfast i got rocks in my boots but i like how they feel my hands are full of splinters and my balls are full of steel i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn and i've had this beard since the day i was born i ride into to town on a fire-breathing unicorn i've had this beard since the day i was born my bones are tired and my heart is torn i've had this beard since the day i was born
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