Parody of "Everytime We Touch" by Cascada
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Ladies, if you want something to happen, you'll have to be more straight forward with your hints for some people.
Lyrics
Hear my nervous voice, when we walk down the street
I know she’s the girl of my dreams
I’m below her hotness, she’s 10, I’m a 5
She smiles and then I almost die…
She kissed me on the cheek, and I start squealing
I did not expect this, inhaler’s nearby
Now I feel my heart beat fast, “We’re going too fast!”
And yet, we’re still outside…
“You wanna have some fun?” is what she asked me
And I’m just so nervous, “I should go inside
It is getting late now, so…
I think I should go
Thank you for tonight”
“Sorry for the hassle, sorry for last night
This date will go better, I’ll try”
She took me to her place, surprised what I saw
Her best friend baring it all...
And I felt so dumb, “I should be leaving,”
And then they start to kiss, I avert my eyes
Oh man, I feel like an ass, I run really fast
Not me that she likes
“You wanna have some fun?”, was not sarcastic
My friend just told me this, then he starts to cry
He asks for her address “Yo!
Can’t leave them alone…
Get the hint next time!”
And now I feel so dumb, I could be with them
Instead, I’m really pissed…one chance in my life
Now my friend’s having a blast, man, he’s such an ass!
Get the hint next time!
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