Well hello mothaf*** as and welcome to Walmart
The place where old fat people ride around in carts
With parents yellin' at their children and babies cryin'
Fillin' up carriages with pointless sh** they be buyin'
And all around this place is a walking human zoo
With people of all shapes and sizes now you know it's true
Fat asses hangin' out and it just makes me wanna puke
I wanna aim at the walmart sign and set off a nuke
Walmart Sucks
Now I travel to different Walmart's for my job every day
The stupid sh** that you put up with never goes away
They be f*** in' up your backstock and movin' your displays
Burying your pallets but im gonna make these assholes pay
Throw the manager in the compacter and make a bail
Park his squashed ass in the trailer just hear him wail
I don't mess around when people are f*** in' with my product
Don't they know I got my own vendor code of conduct? Biatch!
Walmart Sucks (Repeat)
Now that the staff is taken care of it's the customer's turn
Get ignitor fluid from the aisle light a match and watch em burn
Tip over that lazy-ass slob in their electronic chair
I watch em' squirming like a turtle but I just don't care
And when I'm bringin out a pallet get the f*** outta my way
Or your slow ass is gonna have hand-jack roll over ya face
Now I leave the sales floor and exit cause I'm done
Burning down the f*** in building damn that sh** was fun!!
That's one less Walmart we all gotta worry about
Now I'm headed to f*** up my next one on my route no doubt.
Walmart Sucks (Repeat)
