This is the 10th track of the new collection, "Again? Seriously?" The collection can be purchased for $8 at http:/resurrectedrunner.com (upper right side of page.)
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Lyrics
There's a lady who's sure
All her workouts are pure
As she's running on a treadmill
To nowhere
In the health club she's dry
As it's raining outside
But you know she's surrounded
By weirdoes
Ooooo, and she's running on a treadmill
To nowhere
There's a guy on her left
Of considerable heft
And he's walking and watching
His TV
And it's easy to tell
Just because of his smell
With each stride, she gets closer
To heaving
Oooooh, and it's really awkward
There's a dude on her right
And he's there every night
In a suede track suit from 1980
And he's sporting a 'stache
That covers a bad rash
And he brags that he ditched
His 'old lady'
Ooooooh, it's really getting creepy
Ooooooh, she's gonna have to take a hot shower and watch a chick-flick
And maybe eat some comfort food
She just keeps runnin' but they won't go
Until the doors close
Her pace is double what the guys run
She daydreams all about the outdoors
And even doing chores
But right now she's love to have
A stun gun
[SOLO]
And even though it's wet and cold
She'd rather run out on the road
Than by a dweeb all dressed in gold
And a sweaty, smelly toad
These creepy guys are getting old
Ask for her number, so she's told
Hey, that guy's ear is growing mold
Dude eats too many jelly rolls
She hopes they come down with a cold!
And she's running on a treadmill
To nowhere
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