my dad is the reason I got into music... and drugs for that matter. This is payback.
Lyrics
according to my mom
I've been a f*** ing problem
ever since the day i broke out of my dad's condom
poor little 8lb
smooth puppy breath
must've been ugly baby
cuz that motherf*** er left
i didn't see him again until i was 9
got my age wrong on a birthday card
and scribbled out the lie
daddy's on the drink again
stay away from his pinky
or else he might try to stick it in your stinky butthole again
when will it end the alcohol abusing
drug using arms brusing i'm losing my patience
don't find it amusing i hate this sh**
it makes me just wanna slit my wrist
like f*** it i quit
go on dad smoke your crack do you think i can get a hit?
did you realy think that I would just forget all this sh** ?
that we'd kiss and make up and i would forgive your sh** ?
you stupid sorry ass punk son of b***
f*** you dad i hope you burn in hell for this sh**
had you goin there didn't I? sorry but that's all a lie
really i love my dad he's a hell of a guy
when i was 11 i moved in with him in a one horse town
where nothing ever happens but cost of living is down
he worked several jobs just to make sure i was fed
let me curse watch south park and jump on the bed
he got me into black sabbath, ween, Ice-T and sublime
the he exposed me to mushrooms and expanded my mind
remember that night when we hit a dog and couldn't srop cryin
it broke our hearts we couldn't stand to see that dog dying
funny thing was but at the same time we couldn't stop laughin
so we went home sat on the couch for 2 hours watching british cspan
and made fun of thoughs guys in their silly ass wigs
or how bout that time that i did a little too much cid
in oregon and i wouldn't stop spazzin out
until i heard voice over the phone and finally calmed down
you've been there for me everytime that i needed you
i'm not really proud of the way that i've treated you
but then again those first 10 years you were nowhere to be seen
but you came through in the end so f*** it i guess we're even
we used to go fishing i wish we did that more often
f*** around and wait too long one of us bound to be in coffin
rotiing and feeding the maggots and stinkin up the dirt
giving the beetles runs and earthworms the squirts
you and me we a tainted breed
all bout rocking out and smoking lots of weed
I know that your father would most likely disagree
butt f*** him up the dickhole just more for you and me
every song i ever made was some in way for you
from all the way from ruthless ryan way back to the pubes
wrote songs about satan, boners, drugs, and booze
so you could play for your friends and say "that's my dude"
sorry at the start the song i up and dissed you
like some motherf*** er with bi polar daddy issues
but you're the man i hope to grow up and be
except i'll try to keep my weight about 183
Keep doin what ya do