Velkro Merkin is a blues-rock-progressive-whatever jam-band. Jeff, Pat, Chris, Marc and Bill all play whatever instruments they feel like in the moment.
He was trapped in the earth's magnetic field
Put there for crimes yet unrevealed
But he's woken and his wounds have finally healed
A PHANTOM POWER without a shield
Aint got no job, aint got no cash
He needs a life to get some ass
The times have changed; he has no clue
Life rearranged, what can he do?
He’s Phantom Power
A slacker hero
A caffeinated
Gen-X zero!
Phantom Power
He’s got no job, he’s got no cash
He needs a life to get some ass
(spoken)
He wanders alone through his strip-mall hell
No frappaccino can make him well
No wars to fight in or causes grand
No sidekick friend to hold his hand
But he’s Phantom Power
Phantom Power, what can he do?
Life’s just beginning but now he’s through
Phantom Power!
He’s Phantom Power
A slacker hero
A caffeinated
Gen-X zero!
