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Hip hop beats that strike like a Jedi
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Genre
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Peak #7,026
Peak in subgenre #3,740
Author
Unorthodox
Rights
Unorthodox
Uploaded
August 29, 2002
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
left the office at five, now i'm drivin home
seen my driveway blocked by some garden gnomes
dressed in all red, white beards cover the head
haven't i seen one of these dudes under the bed?
there's one at the front while three back him up
pointing at my damn wallet "hee hee, stack 'em up!"
the dwarf's armed with a slingshot under his arm
the windows are broke and my door number is gone!
i wonder what harm, these little guys bring
and i wonder what's that song these little guys sing?
they hand me a red cap with big white grins
i place it on my head - "he fits right in!"
then i feel a sudden urge to sneak in the grass
see a bird's nest's fallen and i'm thievin the stash
no self-control, if it's bright then i want it
something's takin over and my mind might be haunted
the lyrics are strange and the melody sucks
but i'm singing this song with these grey lil' fucks
hey, ho! - the gnomes are forgotten
we drink from the hose and our home's in the garden!
hey, ho! - we guard your home
we're armed with slings we're the dwarves with stones
now i'm smaller than i ever expected to be
we love the grass and always show respect for the trees
hang by the dog house on a friday night
my beard was once grey but now i'm dyein it white
did you know that we move when your eyes can't see
camouflage is the word, we're disguised as trees
and there's always work, we're diggin holes today
then get the hose to spray we keep the moles away
here the men wear caps and the girls are fat
with attitudes so fresh we make the smurfs seem wack
take care of our old and our young as well
it's a blast bein a gnome when we're drunk as hell
there's a party every weekend and i'm bringin a keg
i'll be dancin and a-hummin' and a-swingin my leg
so if you ever see us hangin and we seem real still
it's the hangover magic and we feel real ill
hey, ho! - keep an eye on us
we're the guardian gnomes and our life is rough!
hey, ho! - your dog was a monster
ain't no surprise he was found in a dumpster!
hey, ho! - think we don't exist?
pushin us over like we won't get pissed?
hey, ho! - there's an army of us
got plenty of stones left for harmin you, cuzz!
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