An original song about the countdown to Christmas.
I am a huge "Weird Al" fan, so naturally I do parodies. I have written more than 150 of them and just started to record some. My topics cover everything from fo
Story behind the song
Christmas used to be a nice little holiday that took place at the end of the year. However, now it has taken over Thanksgiving, Halloween, and any other holiday in its path.
Lyrics
I can see the presents
And I can feel the presence
Of the Christmastime spirit growing
I see the decorations
I'd like an explaination
Because it isn't even snowing
Flashing lights and Christmas trees
Are everywhere surrounding me
All stare with admiration
I do not know why
I see this in July
In the middle of Santa's vacation
(Chorus)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Thanksgiving yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
There is no ice
And there is no snow
I don't want to hear "White Christmas" anymore
I don't need a hat
And I don't need a coat
But if I hear one more carol, my own chestnuts I will roast
We don't need a line
Of kids waiting inside
The mall to see Santa in the springtime
Thanksgiving has November
And does anyone remember
When Christmas actually started in December?
Merry Christmas (It isn't Halloween yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
Hey Santa, quite being so greedy
The other holidays aren't so damn needy
Cupid and the Easter Bunny
Are annoyed, this isn't funny
New Years Baby and St. Patrick
Saying you are gonna get your a** kicked
If you don't stop, you're gonna become fat-man jerky
By a thousand left out Thanksgiving turkeys!
Merry Christmas (It isn't Labor Day yet)
Merry Christmas (It's not even the Fourth yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Valentines Day yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Merry Christmas (It isn't Christmas yet, it isn't Christmas yet)
Don't say Merry Christmas because it isn't Christmas yet (YEAH!)
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