People tell me get a job
But I don't want a job
I just want to party, party
They say I dress like a slob
T-shirts and sweat pants
That's just my style
If you want to know how good life can be
Skip work and hang out with me
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I'm dangerously lazy
People say I'm crazy
They think I'm out of line
Nappin' all the time
I don't care what people think about me
I'm happy and I'm free
We'll play a video game
I have the newest one
And we'll watch some tv, tv
We'll go to the ball game
I know a way to sneak in
We can watch for free
I'll bring the good times and you bring the snacks
No doubt about it we're gonna relax
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(bridge)
Hey friend can you help me out?
I need a place to stay
The couch is fine, a pallet on the floor
I won't be in the way
I need to get myself a girl
But not just any girl
One with lots of money, money
I'll give the rich life a whirl
Cadillacs and caviar
Sounds good to me
She'll have the funds and she'll have the friends
I'll have the free time so the party never ends
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