Well it's up then it's down
Then it's up then it's down
Then it's up then it's down
Just about the time she's goin' down
It's like jump ropin' on a glass table
Lion taming when you're not quite able
HBO when you don't have cable
Jump ropin' on a glass table
Well it's on then it's off
Then it's on then it's off
Then it's on then it's off
Just about the time I'm getting off
It's like jump ropin' on a glass table
Digestin' a week old bagel
Makin' whoopee with a woman named Mabel
Jump ropin' on a glass table
Well it's in then it's out
Then it's in then it's out
Then it's in then it's out
Just about the time spitty wants to spout
It's like jump ropin' on a glass table
Renovatin' a rusted winnebago
Not lettin' go of my Eggo
Jump ropin' on a glass…
Jump ropin' on a glass table
Re-writin' an Aesop's fable
Chasin' Scarlett when you're not Clark Gable
Jump ropin' on a glass table
