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#21,842 today
Peak #257
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Peak #67
Author
M.C. Mark Ruffallo
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M.C. Mark Ruffallo
Uploaded
April 23, 2004
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Story behind the song
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Lyrics
Llamma Love
{M.C.} Mark Ruffallo, I'm a Rough fellow,
All the llamas in the place I'd like to say "hello"
Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, Y'know what I mean?
Listen-to-me- flow-like when I go to the Latrine
Please allow me to explain your honor
I really, really, really, really love to fuck llamas
In the ass, never too fast, so I won't cum quick
Lube its brown eye with a lick, to avoid getting kicked
Think I'm sick? Think I'm lyin'?
Watch "In the cut", see what I did to Meg Ryan?
My favouite past-time's committing ass crime
I get quite a kick from lickin ass-grime
I'd never fuck an Emu, that's just absurd
NO WAY would I ever try fuck a big bird!
But
I'd fuck any animal, as long as it's a mammal
I'd fuck any mammal, except for Mark Hammil
Fuck a llama
in the ass now.
Fuck a llama
in the ass.
Fuck a llama - And now
in the ass now. - The defence would like to call
Fuck a llama - The Boss himself
in the ass. - The man we call Paul
What's up y'all , my name is Paul
I'm the boss, I gots retractable balls
A natural defence against a hoof to the nuts
So I don't worry when fuckin' llamas in the butt
Allow me to alliterate that for you
My dick's covered in poo, from being in a llamas wazoo
It's cool though, it's easy to keep our relations discreet
Cause llamas can't speak, all they do is kinda bleet
I sleep on the couch, while the kids sleep with their momma
But when the lights are out I fuck llamas while in my pyjamas
Because now a days girls think they're too cool
Why play the fool? I'd rather push llama stool!
Also did I mention I can smoke a lot of grass
Also did I mention, I fuck llamas in the ass
Also did I mention, I can play the drums
Also did I mention, I fuck llama bums
When you're on your way to class - Fuck a llama in the ass!
When you're driving in ya car - Fuck a llamas puckered star!
When you're out gettin high - Fuck a llamas brown-eye!
When you're chewin bubble gum - Fuck a llama in it's bum!
When you're trying to unwind - Fuck a llamas behind!
When you're the cast of Friends - fucks llama rear-end!
When you're "In The Cut" - fuck a llamas butt!
M.C Mark Ruffallo - fuckin llama pooper-hole!
Fuck a llama
in the ass now.
Fuck a llama
in the ass.
Fuck a llama
in the ass now.
Fuck a llama
in the ass.
