Collab with Robbie Poole, Holger Luth and Kim Mathiasen. Guest: Villy Madsen on sax.
Music studio doing all kinds of stuff :o)
Lyrics
Crap Rap
Standing at the station
not feeling quite right
not knowing whether to fart
or whether to sh** e
could it be the prawns
or the oysters I ate
one way or the other,
I gotta deficate
It`s a crap rap
Walking down the streets
with my cheeks squeezed tight
trying to keep it all in,
it`s a damned hard fight
when all hell breaks loose
in my pants bam boom
good job I`m not indoors,
cos you`d have to clear the room
It`s a crap rap
I`m on a first date
with the girl of my dreams
got an itch in my rectum
that makes me want to scream
this can`t be happening,
not here tonight
then all of a sudden,
I`m swimming in sh** e
It`s a crap rap
I had to go to hospital
for a problem with my bowels
it was really quite messy,
needed lots and lots of towels
the nurse came and said,
hey it`s enema time
I said:
"Get yer mits offa my crap,
cos that crap is mine"
It`s a crap rap
Now you people might think
this is juvenile sh**
and we`d probably think the same
if we hadn`t written it
but let`s face it,
we all need a sh** e sometimes
well this sh** e is personal,
cos this sh** e is mine
It`s a crap rap
