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Genre
Charts
Peak #2,545
Peak in subgenre #1,409
Author
PG
Rights
2004
Uploaded
April 22, 2004
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
call this your buy bartek you lonely asswiper with empty pockets only pass the piper
what the heck is a Bartek?
inedible?
incredible?
animal vegetable or mineral?
Just minimal with pen n all ya letter keys on bended knees for me to drop this
watch this
cocked fist
ya shock poster mock pollster even gd knows you got naught in ya holster of verbs
take shots to bolster ya nerves slim pickings like you is strictly for the nerds
I feed ya to the birds
I drop seeds not words
haven't ya heard
PG don't battle me can't rattle me
Ya dick will fly as I liquefy and serve you with a ladle B
to the needy
Te to the Ha to the Te
laughing my way to Tahiti
Bartek got too greedy so I snatched his stash now he ticked off like ash
eating his own snake oil shit and licking his ass
his quickening has passed
and I'm back in the thick again at last
well as thick as it gets ya cats is all out classed
it's like the governator going postal on the kindergarten class
Tek call god and beg her to let most of y'all in the garden fast
it's like I'm the sun and I'm about to pass gas
oh what a blast
can you suckers here me laugh
it's fucking corny but I still stand above you like a Giraffe
but I love ya like a good employer loves his staff
I'll only embezzle half
here's the tip Diane Sawyer Yukon
You on snatch yours cause the feeling might fizzle fast
and there's tek with a twizzler in the bath
Mr. Gummo
he ain't that dumb though
but he can barely hum so
how he gonna rhyme?
he like faulty smurf breaking down all the time
he fall to the turf cause I'm shaking ground all the time
In every mall on this earth they got one or more of his kind
they ain't hard to find
but you can discard them like an orange rind
get to the Pulp n Gorge ya mind
ayo I'm out for now but I want y'all to know I've had a gorgeous time
next cat better put more than porridge on the line
I'm tired of cats laying down to explore the pine
Phonetic Grappling I came here to get mine
bent Tek like a sapling my name round here is strychnine
Now I demonstrate what my venom state
My insidious vernacular of hideous atrocity spectacular brought hot with velocity...impact incurred now tek just sauce to me
like all cats after me he met with catastrophe my text mastery while teks just atrophy
into inconsiderable shriveled drivel of pitiful syllables
for the shere win's sake no less my mere intake of breath still kill em all
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aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Try to build your ugly house next to me neighbor what petulance
I return the favor when I wreck ya fence.
