I sat down and strummed my favourite chords, bored. I never thought I'd say it but I really miss work, 'cos at least any mistakes were mine.
It was supposed to be a really hard rock song with a blistering guitar solo and singing over the syncopated heavy chords, BUT I didn't want to change the key and even extremely tight underwear didn't help me get anywhere near the notes I wanted, so I became musically angry for a few bars instead.
