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Genre
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Peak #779
Peak in subgenre #143
Author
MC Marshmellow
Uploaded
April 18, 2004
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MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Yo, Phil chocolate nuts, Listning to this noise Get out and Stop Playing With your nime toys
Sitting in his chair watching MTV Thinking I wish i had sean's hair
and him to be seen with me
Eating 3 Day Old Chili and Spam
To Lazy to go to the can So He just Shits All over
OH NO
Iketru Futari Is on, Better Stop Everything and watch it all day long
Kick Josh off from watching cheech and chong
Then josh gets up and shits right in phils bed, right by where he puts his head
when hes in his "spaceship"
the next morning Phil Gets up and lets his pepsi start warming
Thinking about who he wants to dress up as for the Big Cosplay Convention
Something other people dont mention
Phil never bathes let alone behaves expecialy when hes working at the gas station
taking a poo he gets home and starts reading the onion
munching on funyns that he found in a bag by his desk
allong with our new cd full of noise
Whining about our stuff to his DQ chicks
Well, get out and make your own music
Everynight he goes into his closet, Why?
To look at pictures of him batting on both sides
and pictures of carrot top with his cock out
you know what im talking about
that and your bed is in your closet
not much more i can say about it
besides your microwave is on low
and that your a camper and a dirty hoe
Plus you steal over the hill-condoms and lube from the gas-station
and use them to play wizzards of the coast Cock Invasion
He drives his big car home listing to some k-pop,
gets home and then pops in some J-pop, It's his favorate music
it must be better then ours
Since he listens to it hour after hour
So what im saying is:
Phil Sucks, our music dosen't
He watches anime, like cosplay
He's a procrastinating son of a bitch
Clean your table
Stop wasting your days off
and stop living in a closet...