A parody of The Playmates' Beep! Beep!
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Story behind the song
I really was driving my big Dodge van by some guy in a wheel chair, & he did give me a dirty look. I started singing this song, just making it up as I went along, & when I got to the part about going 110, my buddy's little brother fell off of his seat, laughing, so I stopped. I finished it many years later. It's a shortened version, but I can't really stretch it to the entire length like the others. I sang it in a roomful of tweakers, & afterwards, they couldn't stop going,"Squeak, squeak. Squeak, squeak.", for hours. :)
Lyrics
As I drove by a wheelchair guy,
He looked at me with hate,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Is not one to berate.
He must have thought he was awful cute,
As he kept on thumbing his nose,
I'll show him that my big Dodge van,
Can still tear up the road.
Creak, creak,
Creak, creak,
His chair went creak, creak, creak....
Now we're doing a hundred & ten,
My foot is to the floor,
The wheelchair guy stays right beside,
His arms are getting sore.
He must have broke a nail,
Because I think I heard him moan,
I hope I get to lose this guy,
Before my engine's blown.
Beep, beep!,
Beep, beep!,
The train went beep, beep, beep!
Now I'm slamming on the brakes,
I hope that I can stop,
The wheelchair guy flew right on by,
And I heard one big POP!
He must have flown a thousand miles,
And I swear I heard him slur,
Hey, Buddy, how can I get my butt,
Off of Jupiter!!!
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