A parody of Right Said Fred's I'm Too Sexy
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Story behind the song
If you Google "grunion run images", you can see all kinds of photos of them mating up on the sand. I've been on the beach when they were doing it a few times. I tried to mimic Sean Connery a little here. :)
Lyrics
I'm just wearing lots of scales, my fins are little sails,
Sails that help to propel me.
I can make my gills go squirt, when I need a little spurt,
Oh I'm such a flirt.
I'm too swishy for the land, I'm sushi in Japan,
Not pork from a can.
And I'm too bony for your pate,
Baloney for your pate,
They say Crisco's enhancing.
I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I wrap around my baby on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
When she digs her little hole up on the high tide.
I'm a fish without a bike, a moped, or a trike,
But I'm not a dyke.
I'm the best bait that you got,
I swim around a lot, in the vat aboard your yacht.
I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I fertilize her eggs up on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
I shake my little tail up on the high tide.
I'm redundant oh my, redundant oh my, redundant oh my....
'Cos I'm a grunion, my scales have a sheen,
And I'm gonna have a hot time on the high tide,
Yeah on the high tide, on the high tide yeah,
I shake my little tail up on the high tide.
I'm a slipp'ry little guy, I never close my eye,
Ever since I was a fry.
I go swimming when it's dark, I watch out for that shark,
Shark's trying to eat me!
And I just got these words all wrong....
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