A parody of The Beach Boys' Wouldn't It Be Nice?
I've been creating all kinds of songs for over 30 years, but I never sell any of them. I try to give them away to charities that have musician spokespeople, but
Story behind the song
I came up with the first line, & the rest of it simply spun out of control. :)
Lyrics
With a lot of ice, it would be colder,
We could make love like the Eskimos,
And after having rubbed our nose together,
Smear seal blubber on each others' toes.
I'll tickle down your backside with a feather,
We'll keep the dog sled on a sturdy tether.
With a lot of ice, then you should bake A-,
Laska, for dessert after the stew,
Made from walrus that is tough as leather,
We could tan the hide for our canoe.
Aurora Borealis all night pending,
The frozen daiquiris forever blending,
With a lot of ice!
Maybe if, we build a big igloo, our fingertips just might turn blue,
Baby, then, you know that we can freeze our little butts off, too.
Our hats would be hairy, ( Hats would be hairy. )
Our skin would be cracky, ( Skin would be cracky. )
With a lot of ice!
The polar bears outside are all aboundin',
It's kind of scary just to walk around in,
So let's block the hounds in,
With a lot of ice!
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