After watching the Star Wars movies ad nausum I wrote this homage to the greatest warriors ever created.
Lyrics
you know this is your destiny
so face your fears with me
I'm much much more than a padawan
never met a sith lord that didn't hear of Obi-wan
and even thought the Death Star's destroyed
still lookin' at the dark side in everyone
I got a new droid
from the federation
and a wookie named Joe
from the Alderan
my hips equipped with hyper space
and thought the stars I trip
I am Jedi, I am Jedi
and with the force
I'm making all your enemies mine
I am Jedi
got a braid on one side
and with my saber
slice a giant hole in your mind
I got training down in the Degobah
but Tattooine's where my homies are
and even though Boba Fett's
self employed
He's got mad clones
workin' for the emperor
I got a master
from the planet of Thule
and blaster
just in case my hands are full
guess my old jedi mind trick
made you look like such a dick
I am Jedi, I am Jedi
and with the force
I'm kicking the ass of the dark side
I am Jedi
I got no time for pride
and with my saber I'll be saving
all of your lives
you know this is your destiny
so face your fears with me
I use the force to get what I need
but it don't get me what I want
there is a girl she seems out of reach
just like a younglings power
I dream every night of my destiny
how will I know my father
but I have a job the republic's in need
my honor will never falter
Cuz I am Jedi, I am Jedi
and with the force
I'll punish all the sith for their lies
I am Jedi
and I'll fight by your side
together we will make the universe see the light
