Vinegar
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V1
Tonight I'll be as nice as pie
No matter how I feel inside
I'll wink and nod and babe I'll smile
'Cause no-one misses vinegar
V2
I'll serve you drinks and laugh at jokes
Transform into the perfect host
I'll even ask after your folks
'Cause no-one misses vinegar
Chorus
It's all an act and that's a fact
Smiling when my heart is cracked
But I won't ever tell you that
'Cause no-one misses vinegar
V3
An acid tongue would steer me wrong
Then you'd be glad when I am gone
Instead I'll pour the sugar on
'Cause no-one misses vinegar
Chorus
It's all an act and that's a fact
Smiling when my heart is cracked
But I won't ever tell you that
'Cause no-one misses vinegar
