Funny, crazy Hip beats that will knock your ass on the floor till you cant laugh no more.
This be the greatest thing to happen to Hip-Hop Comedy since...well, nevermind, it just is the greatest.
Story behind the song
An interesting side not, The Black Boyz Crew had been known to dabble in the occasional drive-by. This song was about murdering any and everyone. BBC will murder you any way they like and dont forget that
Lyrics
Big Smackey
- Let me, introduce myself, the names Smackey, bitch, and I'm flowing you out. I'm the shit
cause I smell like it and if you got a problem Imma pistel whip. I shit my pants cause its
cool to me, and I wear depends to all the parties. If you feel'in me up, you better rub it
down, cause little smackey dont play around. Imma full time member of a part time crew,
and if you call us out, we might answer you. Step right up and come on knock at my door, and
you might get more than your askin for. Ding dong bitch, and your runnin away and theres a
big brown present in your pants today. I dont know what else to say, hey Loosey, man take
the chorus away.
*CHORUS*
-We...will...Murder You.
If you got a cat or a baseball bat.
We...will...Murder You.
We dont really care, if your Brittney Spears.
We...will...Murder You.
If your just a kid, we'll shoot you in the head.
We...will...Murder You.
We dont shoot grandma's, unless we got a clause.
B.D.C.
- Imma big black man with big tities, they sag so low they merge with my knees, the elephant
man got nothing on these, you can't understand how much I eat. Its hard to move when I cant
see my feet so I exercise by walking you see to the friderator, na fuck that man, I'll get
an escalador. Cant breath, cant see, cant do nothing, sometimes I wish I was born thin but
then, all the bitches that think im cute wouldnt suck my duck cause thats all fat too. Ah
man, fuck that shit yo. Im hungy, yo Dookie, finish my rhyme yo.
Dookie
- Move to the left, move to the right, BDC is gonna die tonight. From a heart attack, holla
Chewy
- BDC is gonna take a break, now its my turn to make your booty shake. If you dont know by
now my name be chewy and I play in a band we call Kobeddie. And it wont take long for you to
understand, Im still the tig ole bitty man. Thats why I hang with BBC, even though they dont
wanna sleep with me. I dont know what the problem is, But I be the man so I handle my Biz-
nitch. Bitch slappin you know its the end Lg's gonna hit you with the chorus again.
*CHORUS*
-We...will...Murder You.
If you got a cat or a baseball bat.
We...will...Murder You.
We dont really care, if your Brittney Spears.
We...will...Murder You.
If your just a kid, we'll shoot you in the head.
We...will...Murder You.
We dont shoot grandma's, unless we got a clause.
