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Lyrics
Phoney-Cunt-Connie is a teaser, drives everyone insane
All the men think they can please her, but they're bound to lose that game
Pumped-up-Willy was a liar, told everyone that he was clean
Being rough would get him higher, treat his b*** es really mean
Both would wonder: What is love?
Will I know the real thing?
So they sailed along - somehow they were bound to bump into each other
How could they have known - they would end up together like this
Funny, how things would turn out
Twisted and funny and wicked and strange - was their love
Phoney-Cunt-Connie was a teaser, now she likes to please her man
Now she knows how to use it, and she does it again and again
Pumped-up-Willy stopped lying, now he's really clean, most of the time
If he's in the need, Connie let's him smack her up, from time to time
