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R.A.P.
Rhythm. And. Poetry.
The core element to rap is a rhythmic expression of words with meaning. I like to bring that meaning back to the stage. I don't waste my breath unless it's got a purpose, albeit a simple one.
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#36,298 today
Peak #508
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Peak #48
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December 12, 2011
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Lyrics
So there's this girl in my class
Always shakin' her ass.
I keep thinkin' one day she's gone just pass gas
And it wouldn't surprise me,
Cause this girl reminds me
Of the nastiest thing: She should have a big marquis
Sayin' that she gone get with every single dude
As long as he's just marginally cute
And he has a penis
I really mean this
She's the dirtiest thing since a little green cyst.
You might not recognize her on a Sunday morning
But any other day you'll see her forni
cating, I'm insinuating
That she gets down 24/7 it's amazing
Don't worry if your flirtation skills are subpar
She'll still give you a ride in the back of your car.
If you ask her about it, she'll probably deny
But it's so obvious I have to cry
CHORUS
She could fix the economy with all the jobs she gives
Walkin' around in those shorts, bein' all kinds of seductive
If you wanna date her go ahead and be my guest,
Just know that the amount of dudes she does won't be any less
Now when you see her dance and start shakin' her hips
You'll know that they don't lie, but they might take you on a trip
To the doctor's office and you'll need a shot
Cause there's only one way to explain what you just got.
Like I said she's dirty and nasty and obscene
She's had more play than a vegas slot machine.
More people have been up on her than a trampoline.
And she be goin' down more than a submarine.
Gettin' dirtier than behind your ears
She's prolly made out with every one of your peers
Now if I had to describe her, let me make it very clear
Imma yell one word and then you'll hear:
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Now there's a positive aspect to this girl
She's the prettiest girl in the whole wide world
Assuming she was the only inhabitant of the planet
Because that's the only way that I could possibly understand it
You see she's cute but in a pitiful way
Like a cat with one leg who's tail's been ripped away
Or a dog who's barking at you just tryin' to say
That a boy's fallen in a well Just that way
I'm sure she has hobbies and a nice personality
But that kinda conflicts with her twisted morality
And I don't want to start any rumors or nothing,
But she might even be into bestiality
Now you may be sayin' "She's just in tune with her sexuality
And that in no way affects her rationality
You're being discriminatory to all women right now!
If you were in her position you wouldn't have a cow!"
This isn't Pulp Fiction but allow me to retort
I admit I may have a bias of sorts
This girl has had a lot of intimate encounters
But add me, subtract intimacy and then you'll get ours
You see she was always entertained by my rhymes
But if I'd inch a little closer she'd inch away every time
Now the only reasonable explanation
Is that she was overcome with a moral sensation
She felt bad, either a lot or just somewhat
She didn't want me finding out about all of her smut
So she just didn't get with me, and I'm perfectly fine with that
Because now I know that she's just a big fat-
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