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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #56
Peak in subgenre #18
Author
G Gray/T Curatolo
Rights
yes
Uploaded
December 05, 2011
Track Files
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MP3 4.6 MB • 160 kbps • 3:58
Story behind the song
needed to give more Texas flair to Christmas and retire Rudolph for Lonnie, I also have written a story about this too but will get it in book form for children when I can financially
Lyrics
"Lonnnie The Texas Longhorn"
(spoken)
Listen up kids come gather round I've got a new Christmas story to tell you
Well it happened one year when Rudolph got sick Santa was in a bind
he needed a fill in pretty dadgum quick he was runnin out of time
Up from Texas came an e-mail that made Christmas strange that year
santa would find out there was such a thing as a flyin Texas steer
(chorus)
Lonnie the Texas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh
burnt orange an white glowin thru the night just a mooin all the way
Nine foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
deliverin Santa's presents by southern air mail
One day when he was in the pasture he was forced to jump a fence
and when he didn't come back down well he's been airborne ever since
Lonnie wasn't no ordinary bovine he was only half Texas steer, it was
fate that mixed up bloodlines cause his grandma was full reindeer
(chorus)
Lonnie the Texas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh
burnt orange and white glowin thru the night just a mooin all the way
nine foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
delivering Santa's presents by southern air mail
Blitzer and Donner were speechless they didn't know how to react
wondered how this noobie could come right in and not be placed at the back
Santa would train Lonnie daily up at the north pole, he wanted to make sure that everything was right when Lonnie took over control
(bridge)
So when you look up in the skies again on some Christmas eve
don't be surprised at your very own eyes at what you just might see
Out in the front leadin the way of santa's own reindeer, you might hear the
moo, moo, mooin ......of a Texas rein-steer
(last chorus)
Lonnie the Texas longhorn leadin Santa's sleigh
burnt orange and white glowin thru the night just a moo, moo,mooin
all the way
Nine foot of swingin headgear six foot of swattin tail
deliverin Santa's presents by southern air mail
05-22-2008 by Gary D Gray/Teresa Curatolo ASCAP // All Rights Reserved (BMI)
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